"Breaking Up is Hard to Do" by Neil Sedaka

According to a leading Russian Analyst Professor Igor Panarin the United States is going to collapse and divide into six parts. He is a professor at the Diplomatic Academy of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs and has written several books. "The Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American population; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong." He also said that Russia could claim Alaska back because, "it was only granted on lease, after all."

Well that's an interesting theory and perhaps he got the idea from the movie The Postman, staring Kevin Costner. There is the possible of anything happening, but I think he left out Appalachia in his paper. You know West Virginia and parts of; Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee and Kentucky. Perhaps us slaves could build a wall around what is considered Appalachia like the Great Wall of China.

That's about all I have to say about the professor's theory except we have a check in Washington where we bought Alaska, it wasn't a lease. The professor is also right when he says, "The dollar is not secured by anything." It used to be secured with real gold bricks. If you don't believe me and the professor go on down to Washington and try turning it in for something?